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If any of this puts you off, maybe another show is more your speed. *Warning: But also, we do have sword fights, loud sounds, and flashing lights if those affect your person.* About Shit-faced Shakespeare®: An entirely serious Shakespeare play, with an entirely shit-faced cast member. The original, award winning, international smash-hit direct from London’s West End to an American theater near you! Founded in 2010 in the UK and first arriving on US shores back in 2015. Shit-faced Shakespeare® has delighted audiences all over the States with their highfalutin cocktail of traditional Elizabethan theater and balls-to-the-wall drunken shenanigans. Accept no poor relations, pale imitations or paltry recreations, see the authentic Shit-faced Shakespeare® show which started it all. Featuring a revolving cast of Boston’s finest actors, the choicest cuts of Shakespearian classics and more inebriated antics than you can violently shake a cod piece at. 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